#28: The Bad Boy

I can save him. I can change him. I swear. All he needs is the love of a good woman. That women in obviously me.

#24: Romance Novels

The Romance Novel. The twin sister of male-oriented porn. The answer to quick sex for no reason. The covers that made douchebags like Fabio famous.

The Complete List

Complaining
Judgment
Oprah
Identifying With Fictitious Characters
Using Derogatory Names for Your Lady Friends
Sarah Palin
The MIL
Martyrdom
Sweatsuits
Shoes
TLC
Reese Witherspoon
Role Play
Retribution
Self-Portraits
Target
Musicals
Vampires
Accents
Starbucks
Halloween
Karaoke
Gossip Rags
Romance Novels
Justin Timberlake
Fancy Drinks
Titanic
The Bad Boy
Wine
Ice Skating

#21: Halloween

Halloween truly stands out for us because it is the one day of the year that women can dress up like tramps, sluts, hookers and any other whorish persona we wish to emulate. We can all come together, united in our Ho costumes for one glorious night.

#13: Role Play

I’m not talking about the kind of role play that involved running around outside with your besties when you were 10, playing army. I’m talking about sweet lovin’. Getting down and dirty. Getting, well, creative.